BABY ITEMS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well pulled off one, folks! It seems like the wagering world has taken a turn for the strange. A brand new network dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering bets on things like who will win the best nap or what color markers little Timmy will choose. It's absurd, right? Guardians are going nuts over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!